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wakanoflaka: spastasmagoria: theclearlydope: Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist. Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here. WHAT THE ACTUAL————I can’t. I can’t even can. I have lost the ability to can.  lmao God. 

wakanoflaka:

spastasmagoria:

theclearlydope:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

WHAT THE ACTUAL————I can’t. I can’t even can. I have lost the ability to can. 

lmao God. 

(Source: lewis1993, via yeahimpoly)

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